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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Unacceptable again!
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Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Is it wrong for me, a 14-year-old girl, to read dark romance?
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What story do you have involving a public restroom?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
What is the best skin care for oily skin that has acne?
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
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No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Which daily habits can help you keep a clear and positive mind?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Bond Yields Keeping Climbing. Governments Can Bring Them Down. - Barron's
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Still no good.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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