What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 15:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

Unacceptable again!

4 ways women are physically stronger than men - The Washington Post

Loons and Moons

Catatonics & High Colonics

Nuts and Butts

Is it wrong for me, a 14-year-old girl, to read dark romance?

Thumbs down again.

Just Forget it!

No, not a chance

Is Andrew Tate wanting to volunteer for the IDF to fight terrorism a way to avoid justice by the courts who have charged him with human trafficking?

They put up a sign reading

Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

One of the Best Xbox Series X Games Is $56 Off Right Now - ComicBook.com

Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What story do you have involving a public restroom?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good

Hysterias & Posteriors

What is the best skin care for oily skin that has acne?

Freaks and Cheeks

Minds and Behinds

Everyone loved it.

Famous 'ice-age puppies' are not actually dogs, according to new study - Earth.com

No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Which daily habits can help you keep a clear and positive mind?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Bond Yields Keeping Climbing. Governments Can Bring Them Down. - Barron's

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

Still no good.

China fast tracks rare earth export licences for European companies - Financial Times

So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Are democrats inherently stupid or just lazy? They can Google " Ohio is investigating reports by residents that migrants are eating the local wildlife " why can't they seem to do the most simple things? Blind, ignorant, stupid or obtuse?

share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Physicists set new world record for qubit operation accuracy - Phys.org